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SHOW GLOSSARY
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| Bam-barded (bamboozeled & bombarded) | Bam-barded (bamboozeled & retarded) | Bum-boozeled (bamboozeled by a bum) |
| Boughten (Item from the store. Store bought) | Shotten (Item obtained with a bullet.) | Gotten (Obtained by a questionable nature) |
| Rota-tisserie (rotating rotisserie) | Micro-chasm (a very small fissure) | Cracktivist (a crack pot activist) |
| Menard-u-ous (impossibly boring) | Menardanous (impossibly arduous) | Carpool Tunnel Syndrome (ask Princess Di) |
| Income-pa-shit-ated (unable to afford sh#@) | Poto-genic (Marybaker for someone who looks good on film) | Urlackluster (Poor defense by the Bears) |
| Flow-able mortar (concrete instead of sand for sewer repairs) | Bill-able mortar (Scott Power's plan to have citizens pay him for road repairs) | Attempted mortar (the crime of being the only City in the State to require flowable mortar) |
| Dilapa-scape (the downtown landscape) | Dilapa-sore (dilapidated downtown eyesores) | Dilapery (the condition of being dilapidated) |
| Beer-o-crats (thirsty bureaucrats ) | Everfessant (forever bubbly ) | Via-duck (if it quacks like a duck, don't fix it) |
| Crun-a-tic (half-crockpot, half- lunatic) | The blackstroke (swimming in Walton Lake) | UFBO (what Keith Jacobs saw at Remmers) |
| Guess-u-weather (Nat'l Weather Service) | Anti-semantic (against good grammer) | Bullship (a crappy space-craft) |
| Astoundishing. (astonished amazement) | Conflu-ing (a confluence of something?) | Severage package. (severance with leverage) |
| Raccuum. (A raccoon that sucks like a hoover) | Introjectory (Interrupting w/ your opening remarks) | Kook-cinich (Democrat hopeful) |
| Bunkered down (hunkered down mentality?) | Cashino (Catfish Bend Cashino) | Fully Miller-ed (I've had plenty of beer) |
| Ex-crapolate (to project-out a crappy result) | Articulent (well spoken, tender and delicious) | Koo-doos (on a job well done) |
| Conci-edge (an edgy concierge I guess) | Ray-road (you know the BNSF, Amtrak etc) | Finching wedge (the golf club Rob Lowe used) |
| Ragito (Spanish slang for The Hawk-Eye) | Rectal-fy (back door way to handle bad things) | A crap circle. (a sewer version of a crop circle) |
| Atrociation (an atrocity of epic proportions) | Treacherating (treachery of epic proportions) | Daylight Savior Time (set your crosses back) |
| Exhuberism (very excited) | Angio-plastic (heart procedure) | Obliptical Sphincter (who knows) |
| Poo-nami (a tsunami of sewage) | Cabintry (apparently cabinets Tommy-style) | O-beast (obese) |
| Obfuriate (real mad at something hidden) | Hither and yawn (here and sleepy) | Ex-calculation (who knows) |
| Bye-ah-mee (Democrat O'bama) | Pontius Powers (our City Attorney) | Marabou (fluffy trim:) |
| Profaganda (when propaganda is profitable) | Semi-Pro Bono (semi-free legal help) | Ester-ick (*) |
| Cirque de Jerks (acrobatic idiots) | Hyturbole (who the hell knows???) | Venzu-wayla (home of Citgo gas) |
| Chicken Clinker's (overcooked nuggets) | Manual compaction (what the City provides) | Rush Limballs (popular talk-show host) |
| Egg-nostic (Your not sure if eggs exist) | Snot-box (nose) | Swafting (smells that slowly waft in the room) |
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